oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
