You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So much Jack, so little girl.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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