i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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