i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i need to put some appletini on your dick
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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