More tranny stories later!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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