i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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