Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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