There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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