I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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