check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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