...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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