is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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