there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just pee around me
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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