theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just want to make out with him forever
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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