No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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