how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just gargled with NyQuil
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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