It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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