I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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