He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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