so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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