I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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