People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Randomize
