I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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