WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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