hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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