Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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