D3 body, D1 cock
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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