Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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