we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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