my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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