its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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