i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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