So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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