Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
