very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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