sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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