I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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