So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Success! We fucked roommates!
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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