I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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