you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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