Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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