so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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