Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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