Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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