Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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