I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Randomize
