This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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