i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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