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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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