This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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