I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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