WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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