yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
we made out on top of his cat.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
im calling her cock vulture from now on
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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