I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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