I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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